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Description
You know the moment
You love coffee. The 3pm cup doesn’t love you back.
Nobody has to sell you on the taste — the roast, the warmth, the small reward of it. The problem is the math. By mid-afternoon the next cup stops being a pleasure and starts being a bill: the jitters, the edge, the 9pm ceiling-stare you paid for at 3. So you either drink it and regret it, or skip it and miss it. Neither feels like winning.
CLUTCH Coffee splits the difference for good: smooth, roasted coffee flavor — completely caffeine-free — over 10 mg of nicotine-free CBD, so the taste you love shows up while the edge comes off instead of on. Stay Calm. Win the Moment.
Calm, not couch-lock
10 mg of hemp-derived CBD isolate per pouch — the coffee taste without the coffee wire, head clear the whole way.
Flavor that lasts for hours
A smooth, roasted profile that keeps rolling — “smooth and long lasting” in customers’ own words, any hour of the day.
20 pouches — a third more than the standard 15
Most CBD pouches come 15 to a can. CLUTCH packs 20, sweetened with xylitol and stevia — never sucralose.
The plan
Four moves. That’s the whole system.
- Place it. One pouch between your gum and upper lip — whenever the moment calls for it.
- Let it settle. No chewing, no spitting, no water needed. Most people keep one in 20–40 minutes.
- Stay in it. The task, the moment, the company — whatever’s in front of you, clear-headed.
- Toss it. Pouch goes in the trash. That’s the whole routine.
Where CLUTCH lives:
- The tailgate
- The truck cab
- The boat launch
- The trailhead
- The evening wind-down
Find your flow. Choose your blend.
Coffee is the flavor-lover’s twist
Smooth, roasted, and zero caffeine — the can regulars nicknamed “Grandpa’s Coffee,” and the only coffee that makes sense after noon. Want the caffeine WITH the flavor? STOKED Coffee is the hit — same roast, built for energy instead of calm. Same 10 mg dose in every CLUTCH flavor: pick by taste, not by strength.
Want the whole lineup side by side? Browse all CBD pouches →
Honest expectations
Don’t expect a hit. It settles you.
Here’s the odd, pleasant trick of this can: your mouth gets coffee, and your shoulders get the opposite. The roast reads smooth rather than bitter, holds for hours, and underneath it the 10 mg quietly takes the edge off — the reverse of what that flavor has trained you to expect all your life.
“The coffee flavor is terrific in the morning after a few cups of joe.”
— Marc Bolinger, verified buyerThat’s the pattern in the reviews: it rides alongside real coffee in the morning, then replaces it after noon — the taste continues, the caffeine stops stacking. And because we sweeten naturally instead of with sucralose, the roast reads subtler than a candy-coated pouch up front and then just keeps going.
On the label
The whole panel. Nothing off the books.
Plenty of pouch brands don’t disclose their sweeteners — some don’t publish an ingredient list at all. Here’s ours, in full.
Hemp-derived CBD isolate
Per pouch, on the label — about 200 mg per can. A working dose, not a dusting.
Pouches per can
A third more than the 15 most brands pack.
Nicotine. Tobacco. Sugar. Caffeine.
Coffee is the flavor here, not the fuel — nothing in the can beyond the panel on this page.
Lab report posted
Tested by SC Labs — the View COA button below opens this product’s report.
The base, in full: xylitol and stevia — never sucralose — with organic MCT oil, Himalayan pink salt, and vegetable glycerine. All the roast, none of the sugar. Tested by SC Labs, an independent third-party lab: CBD isolate, Total THC: Not Detected on this product’s COA — the full report is at the View COA button at the bottom of this page. If we couldn’t test it, we wouldn’t sell it. Need more than 10 mg for the day you’re having? CLUTCH 75 is the dose upgrade.
Do the math
CLUTCH vs. the other ways you take the edge off
| CLUTCH | CBD gummies & edibles | The evening drink | Other CBD pouches | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| What you get | 10 mg CBD isolate — subtle, steady, clear-headed | Sugar first, CBD second | A heavy head and a slower morning | Mostly the flavor |
| Cost per dose | 50¢ a pouch — $9.95 for 20 | $2–$3 per dose | $6–$15 a round | More per pouch at 15 a can |
| Sugar | Zero — xylitol & stevia | Usually the first ingredient | Plenty | Often undisclosed sweeteners |
| Lab report before you buy | Yes — View COA button on this page | Sometimes, if you dig | — | Rarely posted |
| Count per can | 20 | — | — | 15 is standard |
What customers say
“Pouches have good flavor. I like that you use stevia and MCT oil. All other brands of CBD pouches use sucralose.”
— shannon Dukes“I enjoy the taste of coffee so this flavor was an easy choice for me. It has a smooth and long lasting flavor you can enjoy any time of the day.”
— William Roman“Tastes like coffee” · “smooth and long lasting” · “any time of the day” — the phrases Coffee buyers keep typing, in their words.
— From the review feed belowThe Loadout
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Good questions
CLUTCH Coffee FAQ
Does it actually taste like coffee?
Enough that regulars nicknamed it “Grandpa’s Coffee.” Expect a smooth, roasted profile rather than a bitter espresso punch — naturally sweetened with xylitol and stevia, it reads like a good mellow cup and holds for hours. Reviewers drink it alongside their real morning coffee without the flavors fighting.
Is there caffeine in it?
Zero. Coffee is the flavor here, not the fuel — each pouch carries 10 mg of CBD and no caffeine at all, which is the entire reason it works at 3pm. If what you actually want is the caffeine WITH the flavor, STOKED Coffee is the hit — that’s the energy side of the house.
Will CLUTCH make me fail a drug test?
The plain answer: CLUTCH is made with CBD isolate, and this product’s SC Labs COA shows Total THC: Not Detected. Standard panels screen for THC metabolites, not CBD. Still, no hemp brand can guarantee a test outcome — if you’re subject to screening, check your program’s rules and read the COA yourself: the View COA button at the bottom of this page opens it.
Will it get me high?
No. CBD is non-intoxicating, and CLUTCH is isolate-based with THC showing Not Detected on this product’s COA. It tastes like a coffee break; it behaves like a clear head.
What does it feel like, and how long does it last?
The inverse of a coffee buzz — the edge comes off gradually while you stay fully present, and the roast keeps working for hours. Most people keep a pouch in for 20–40 minutes and use one to three a day. More on what to expect: what CBD pouches actually feel like.
What’s in each pouch?
10 mg of hemp-derived CBD isolate on a fully disclosed base: xylitol, stevia, organic MCT oil, Himalayan pink salt, and vegetable glycerine. No sugar, no sucralose, no nicotine, no tobacco, no caffeine. The full panel is printed on the can, and the SC Labs report is at the View COA button below.
Why $9.95 a can?
Stack it against what an afternoon coffee habit costs. Twenty pouches at $9.95 is 50¢ a dose — less than a gas-station drip, while CBD gummies run $2–$3 for the same milligrams and most CBD pouches stop at 15 a can. The 5-pack ($44.95) drops it further, and Subscribe & Save makes the best price automatic.
What if it isn’t for me?
Then it’s free. Your first can is covered by our 30-Day First Can Guarantee — if CLUTCH Coffee doesn’t earn its spot, we refund 100% of your purchase.
Stay Calm. Win the Moment.
Nobody ever quit loving the taste — just the jitters. Smooth caffeine-free roast, 10 mg of lab-tested CBD isolate, 20 pouches to a can, made in Montana — a better cup for the hours coffee stopped being a good idea.
30-Day First Can Guarantee · Ships within 12 hours
Hemp-derived. Less than 0.3% THC. Compliant with the 2018 Farm Bill.
*These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.
Additional Details
- SKU:
- CL-CO-5P
